You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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