You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Bring me that man meat
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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