A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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