i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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