Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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