; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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