I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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