Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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