Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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