so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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