this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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