Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He felt like a one man threesome
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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