i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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