I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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