i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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