all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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