On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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