We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Dick very happy bro
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
