Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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