I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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