u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You're completely useless in the revolution.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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