no. you can't hotbox the world.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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