I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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