I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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