i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
All the doctor said was why
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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