I never want to see another naked old woman again.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
2020 sucks, I want a refund
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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