I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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