i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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