Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so let's talk penis.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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