id be glad to
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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