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• (248): View more from Michigan

  : south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just found my car keys in your throw-up.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?

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  Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.

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• (916): View more from California

  My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?

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• (559): View more from California

  Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks

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• (512): View more from Texas

  That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night

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  oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him

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