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  Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed

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• (310): View more from California

  I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad

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• (727): View more from Florida

  all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators

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  Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say

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