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hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him