ADVERTISEMENT

• (765): View more from Indiana

  Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.

  Fav 2 2954 879

  share tweet
  

• (304): View more from West Virginia

  all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over

  Fav 27 5372 1096

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (940): View more from Texas

  we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.

  Fav 64 1874 4622

  share tweet
  

• (518): View more from New York

  im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.

  Fav 14 4822 1461

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (925): View more from California

  she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

  Fav 21 4307 2022

  share tweet
  

• (631): View more from New York

  I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.

  Fav 4 2142 1026

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (904): View more from Florida

  You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"

  Fav 4 1509 897

  share tweet
  

• (802): View more from Vermont

  Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!

  Fav 10 1472 691

  share tweet
  

• (949): View more from California

  You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.

  Fav 2 616 904

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.

  Fav 2 484 938

  share tweet
  

• (410): View more from Maryland

  Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!

  Fav 1 697 451

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+61): View more from Australia

  yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...

  Fav 1 957 530

  share tweet
  

• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.

  Fav 0 546 646

  share tweet
  

• (801): View more from Utah

  My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.

  Fav 13 1949 531

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (310): View more from California

  It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.

  Fav 0 44 5

  share tweet
  

Randomize