who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....