i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
you made out with another girl for some wings
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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