how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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