I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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