doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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