Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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