Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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