just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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