Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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