there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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