What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Bring me that man meat
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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