So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Can you bring me the toilet please
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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