Don't make out with my wife yet
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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