U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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