Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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