I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
