It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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