i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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