once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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