whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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