Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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