y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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