Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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