Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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