Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
The power of my boobs compel you
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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