is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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