Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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